Gooooooal!! No More Robots (Descenders, Hypnospace Outlaw) and PanicBarn (Not Tonight) is today officially launching Soccer Story, a comedy open-world RPG about saving the world with a soccer ball!
A year after The Calamity tore apart the very foundations of soccer as we know it, Soccer Inc. has taken full control of the sport and has BANNED anyone from even CONSIDERING kicking a ball around. Cristiano Ronaldo? More like, Ronal-no!
Luckily, a magical football has descended from the heavens and has chosen you, The Savior of Soccer, and, –you’ll get a kick out of this – you’ve been tasked with saving the future of the sport and bringing harmony to the world once more.
Of course, there are two offsides to every story, so let’s give the obviously cartoonishly evil soccer deniers the benefit of the doubt and let the story unfold.